The First.

I suppose I should tell you what I'm all about.
Political views, aspirations, life's story, the whole shebang.

But, actually, I'd really rather not. I think you'll come to find my essence is rather, oh I don't know, self explanatory.

Life has been pretty good to me thus far. I've got amazing parents, funny sisters, and a yellow room. I am a woman of simple pleasures. Always have been, and probably always will be. That's about it, I guess.

Life is gooooood. Yeah, son.