B Day.

My world civ class is kind of a pain in the butt. Its not really hard, there is just a lot, (a LOT) of mundane, repetitive worksheets and whatnot. But I really like the people and my teacher, and I do learn a lot. The homework I could live without.

Anyway, I was just sitting in there the other day and we were just having a class discussion, and I decided to take notes because it was really interesting. But then... Random quotes from the class began to worm their way into my notes. Granted, I will not forget the Incas EVER now. So there's that. Here you go. Some I will give context so you know how funny it is.... Other quotes, can just sort of stand on their own.

(Johnny walks into class, puts his stuff down.) "Kyle, why you always lookin' so handsome all the time?" (Note that this is a serious comment. And Johnny and Kyle are both boys.)

"Yeah, yeah! Wouldn't they just poop and then, and then.. throw it out the window." - Kyle

"Your mom has diamonds in her skull?" (Sincere question.)

"Why would they drill HOLES in their skull?" -Chris
"For migraines." -Ms. King
"Ah... it feels like someone is drilling a hole in my - HEY WHAT THE!!!" -Chris, reanacting if they had done this procedure for his headache.

"It was much like the pony express, but with men." -Ms. King
"The MEN express." -Shelby
"..... I bet those men had hot bods." -Chace

"Mmmmm." (Chace reaches in front of him and pets the back of Kyle's collar, and closes his eyes.)

"What else did the emperor have?" -Ms. King
"Girls." -Chris
"Yes." -Ms. King
"Women." -Chris
"Yeah..." -Ms. King
"Also, also females." -Chris
"Okay." -Ms. King
"Wives." -Chris
"OKAY." -Ms. King
"Um, concubines?" -Chris
"All right." -Ms. King

"...Out the butt? Ow." -Kyle

"They'd just get you naked, paint you blue, march you up the stairs, lay you back, slit your chest and pull out your still beating heart and hold it up to the sky. Then they'd kick you backwards back down the stairs." -Ms. King
(General silence and horror.)
(With his hands clasped on his desk.) "That's subtle, and I like it." -Johnny