Ooh, Rant.

Well, since it's been a while, you probably knew one was going to come. Let's be honest. I am a simple creature. I like food, and sleep, and people, and laughing. I'm pretty much always in a good mood. I'm in a good mood even as I write this, because otherwise I wouldn't be writing about it. It's HUMOROUS. Still. Have you ever met someone been around someone, and you realize, that they've never, ever been nice to you? And you want to quite kindly, but sternly tell them to drop off the face of the planet? Here's to you, anonymous. I think you are a creep. I think you need to relax. You make me laugh, but you don't scare me, you? Don't SCURR me. You don't intimidate me. In my head, I think fondly on how I could beat you up. My skinny fists of fury could make a hole in yo' FACE, homeslice. Think on that next time you give me a too-intense stare. You don't run my life. You don't have any effect on how I feel. I win. Soooodddy. Go try and scare someone or seek counseling. Preferably the latter, for the sake of the WORLD.