WELL. I glance over. And what to my wondering eyes should appear, but.... a CENTAUR.
I nearly ran my car off the road staring at that thing, just running across the church parking lot.
...It wasn't until I'd almost passed the entire parking lot and they were at the other end that I realized it was a lady running so perfectly angled and so in synch with her Great Dane that she had fooled me.
Listen. With Harry Potter so close, I choose to think that they just were a master of transfiguration. They don't know that I'm not your average muggle, right? They weren't sure if I'd be cool with it. But oh my word, Mr./Ms. Centaur. I am SO cool with it!!! I called Cody and was freaking happy that I had seen an almost centaur.
I also laughed like a creep for the rest of the way home, and the whole time while I got ready for bed. Best centaur sighting I've had to date! Sooo.
You are funny. Come to California.
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