Awkward.

So, I feel like it is a commonly known fact that I highly enjoy making people uncomfortable. Whether I ever let on that I am doing so on purpose, eh, well, it depends on the day. It's sort of hobby. It's my second-greatest passion. After like... apples and cheese.

Well, this week, it was like everyone in the world around me caught on to how fun it really is to be awkward, and they turned on me. It was... well, for lack of a better word, it was awkward.

And really funny, after I accepted it. So many awkward situations, so many moments that I questioned, Why is this haaaaaapppppeeeennnnniiinnnggggg? But. Then I decided to love it, and I did.

To be frank, I've got two papers to write, and the ... awkward.... (see, now you wonder, and it's awkward? Why did I use a question mark? SO AWKWARD. ?) details of my week just don't need to be divulged. However, they include - but are not limited to - bleeding through my pants in the middle of a school day, walking into the boys bathroom in COLLEGE, etc.

It was really top notch. However. There were some awesome, awesome moments as well, don't get me wrong.

Anyway, I just feel that it's fitting that in culmination of this week, I just returned from the barbecue my apartment was having by the pool - with live music and everything - mind you, it should have been lovely, not awkward. But then... A guy walked in and strewn across his chest were THE biggest nipples I have ever laid my eyes on. I thought to myself, why did that guy glue two red coasters to his pecs? And then I realized. And I laughed so hard to myself. Then someone jumped in the pool and soaked me and my roommates poolside, and we were taken unawares since we were caught up in the Nips of DOOM! They deserve their own capitalization at this point. They're a poolside legend, in my mind.

And I thought, huh. That was, kind of, awkward. And I laughed all the way back to my apartment.

Bye.