Friday, November 18, 2011

Breaking Dawn/Making Spawn.

As you'll recall, I've always hated this book. Even back in my adolescent, fool days when I was cool with the other books. Down with them. Partyin' with them. I HATED THIS BOOK. I have not yet seen the movie. I don't know if I ever will. That will depend highly on the need for entertainment my sisters and I have this coming week. We are like the Three Musketeers, conquering bad teen movies/plot lines/novels everywhere.

If I ever do go see it... I'll let you know. But honestly, I feel satisfied after having read this:


^^THIS, ladies and gentleman, is why the majority of my friends are male.

Also. THAT? That is why while my cute roommate was at the theater, watching all three previous movies before the midnight showing of THAT terror... I was home nommin' on french bread and snoozin'.

It is creepy. It will never NOT be creepy.

K, bye.
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5 comments:

  1. AnnaNovember 18, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Nommin'. So proud of you right now for multiple reasons.

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  2. Tyson & RachelNovember 18, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    That movie poster makes me want to vomit. Also, that review was so beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.

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  3. MargotNovember 18, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Do you like how he is like awkwardly flashing his marital blang-blang, like being married to HER is something to be proud of? Cause. I do.

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  4. Ben PeckNovember 18, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    Oh my, that review sounds.... wow. Wow. And also, I pretty much can't believe that image is a poster. Like something that would hang on a wall outside a theater that my children would pass by. Wow.

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  5. Sheral WilsonNovember 21, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Shelby, Shelby, Shelby... :)
    You are so wise - and the guys review was SPOT ON!!!
    I feel, having read all of the books and seen all of the movies (and will most likely see the next one!) the books continually got worse and the movies... well, I didn't think it was possible to get any worse than the first one... it does.
    I went with friends (one who actually liked it a lot) this past Saturday and I laughed and laughed through MOST - the poor girl right next to me was CRYING during the wedding... SHE WAS CRYING!!!!! If I wasn't laughing I was completely creeped out and disgusted!!
    I shouldn't have watched Shark Boy and Lava Girl with the kids either... I'll never look at Jacob/Taylor the same!!

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