Oh. So. Bye.

Like I said, human turtle:

Goodbyes were actually just that. Good. I only started to cry when my mom did, and it was just for a second. I think people are definitely praying for me, cause I am feeling really good. Just excited and happy. This is RIGHT. My dad said on the way to the airport that he thinks China is one of those things that I knew I needed to do in the pre-existence. 

Also. Travelling brings out the best in people, I feel. Anyway. I gotta go pee and then get on my flight. Also, a really attractive man was going through security near me, and I purposely said how attractive he was to McCall, loud enough for him to hear. The art of the stage whisper... My mom is cringing. ALWAYS A LADY, Mom. I love you guys! :)

LET'S DO THIS THING.