F Bombs and Bums, Ohhh MY.

Hello friends. Hello again. Yeah. Hi. HEY.

Here's the thing. We all know my Adult Roles teacher. We know of her special quirks and the epic struggles of the mind that she and I share on an A-day basis. Here are just some things that drove me crazy today.

We're watching a movie about coping with death, and parenting, and it has Michael Keaton, and it's called My Life. As a general rule, I have actually enjoyed it. It has brought out some surprising tears and left my face SWOLLEN AS A NEWBORN for math everyday. Not that it matters; it's math, and anyway... I just, don't, CARE, people. But moral of the story is, we're watching today and he's having some crazy trippy dream, right? AND SUDDENLY IN THE MOONLIT RAINSTORM, I SPY.... with my little eye...... MICHAEL KEATON'S NAKED BUM!!!!..... That, my 63 year old tyrant of a teacher, is NOT school appropriate. And also? I didn't care for the way you dissed on a Special Ed kid today, made eye contact with me, and grinned, and then complimented me on my 100 on the test today. I'd rather get an F than come to the dark side, sheila.

But then... I can't even say if it was offense, or simply just sheer SHOCK that made me abruptly decide to WALK out of your presence and "get an emergency drink" when, oh, Nicole Kidman shoooouted the F word at me. The F word. THE EFF WORD>>!!adalkjfal;dkajthhjDOJOTI!!!

I'm sorry... what? That is the ugliest word in the English language, and 100 percent not okay. And the fact that when people came to you telling you that they felt uncomfortable and that it wasn't okay? That you giggled?! Oh, we are DONE here. I cannot believe you exist. You are a crazy, angry old woman, and you make me so much more than uncomfortable. All I could do was eye the various baskets with checkered fabric...wooden apples... fun sayings painted artistically on boards... and weigh which one would have the most impact if it was hypothetically THROWN at a certain someone coughcoughcoughYOUcoughcough head with decisive speed.... I mean what?

No. Nope. Don't giggle and tell me I would say that too if I was in labor. Someday? I will be. But guess what? I will NEVER use that word. Thank you and good night.

P.S. Couldn't help but notice today that her eyes are all black. Not dark brown with dilated pupils, but all black. Also. She looks too good for 63. The evil keeps her young, I see.

P.P.S. My theater teacher told me today that she finally figured out who I remind her of... Robin Wright. THUMBS UP! She's the second person to tell me that, and even though I just ate my own weight in soup, my self-esteem is just through the roof! :)
At least until I try to tackle buttoning my jeans tomorrow... I'm wearing my eating pants this evening. Ahahahahah. Heaven help me when my digestive system slows down.

God bless us every one! K bye.