Gems of Humanity.

So... my first Real Salt Lake game? Yeah, I'd say it was a hit. :)

First, I tried to look bald. And I was extremely happy, and successful. And had lamb chops. (Don't talk to me about the fact that I can't grow facial hair. It's one of the biggest regrets in my life.)

I ran into Michelle Money from the Bachelor! When I saw her at first, it didn't register, but Ashleigh and Julie were fllllipping out. That was pretty delightful. :) Thanks, Michelle, for being willing to take a picture with us and for also accidentally(?) touching my bum? It made for a great story. Also, thanks for warning Ashley about Bentley, and thanks to Ashley for believing the best in people and NOT Michelle, and making train-wreck type TV for our enjoyment! We love you!
Look at these cuties. Ashleigh and Julie were on a date and Doug and Adam also were. :}
Cody isn't a zero, but I AM an Asian tourist. Kidddding. We're representing the score of the game, of course! 2-0 for Real! Woooh!
Hahahaha, perhaps something I watched just as much, if not more than the game, was the frequency of this advertisement:
And I read it in a pedophile voice. Bring your minors, to see OUR miners. :))))
It's free! They REALLY want you kids to come. HAhhahahahah. Oh come on. It's FUNNY. I am just a creep, okay! Accept it and you'll like this blog a lot more.

Thanks to Cody for the FREE tickets and for being a good date. And thanks to Ashleigh and Julie for being adorable, and for bringing dates. I had SUCH a good night!