Things You Never Want Your Roommate To Say To You.

Before church today, as we were about to take roommate pictures:

Roommate: "Oh, my gosh! You look like a mommy." (she's grinning)

(I look at her?)

Roommate: "No, like... You just look like a mom!"

(I keep looking at her, and my hands creep to cover my belly under my pencil skirt.) "What, like I look eight months pregnant?"

Roommate: "No, you just look like you should be having a baby!" (makes a hand gesture up and down towards me)

Other roommate, who has been sharing bewildered eye contact with me the whole time: "I think she means you look classy, dude. Which you do."

Roommate: "You look like a cute mommy!"

Other roommate: "Dude. No."

I... still didn't change for church. But I felt significantly less attractive. :/ Hahahaha. Guess I won't be mailing those pictures to anyone anytime soon!