Is This Gonna Be Creepy?

Uh, couple things.

I just need me a good rant so I can go take a nappy. But um, I think its super stupid when people act like they all know everything about you and everything you're thinking when they don't even spend time with you. Like, "Really? Is that what I was thinking? Thanks for telling me. I had no idea. What would my life be without your constant witty remarks about the inner workings of my brain? Gosh, you're the best thing in my life right now." I also happen to hate when people do that around others to make you look super dumb and make themselves look better. Pretty lame. So basically, I just wanna roundhouse kick them to the face and be all, "Get out of my life" in a calm, but sinister voice. You dig? And even after they stop, and you're relieved cause they were being ridiculous, you sort of start to second guess yourself. I loathe that. I'm generally pretty sure of myself, and its especially annoying when you're having a kickin' day and they just show up and start like, I don't know, straight-edge dancing in your dreams, you know? So that's pretty dumb.

So my day having thus been ruined by someone who shall remain NAMELESS because I'm better than that, I began to sniff around for movies that inexplicably make me sob. You know, the kind of movies where you're like, "What even is this? What is moving this man along? Seriously, what is the plot here?" But then at the climax, your face is all swollen and you're like, "This is the greatest show of all times" through your tears. Somewhere In Time, anyone? "RICHARD!!!!!"

Why, oh why, must he find that penny is his pocket? Sigh.

Today probably isn't even that bad. Its just one of those days where I'm like, Eh. I just don't feel like dealing with all this shizzle. Plus, I have a headache that could slay a narwhal, I kid you not. So I just cancelled my plans for the evening and am going to watch weird movies and cry myself to sleep. Don't even judge me. Its just one of those days. Right now I'm eating all the chocolate from my mom's "secret" chocolate drawer in the basement. So maybe you wish you had my life right now, I don't know.

On a side note, I would like to rant for a moment about the awesomeness of cuddling. Its just the best thing ever. Personally, I like to do something I know is totally creepy and be all, "Is this gonna be creepy?" and just start cuddling with people. Ahahah. Oh yes, that would cheer me up ever so much right now. Unfortunately, its just me and the chocolate. And when that runs out, its just gonna be me and the rest of the mini Dill snappers in the fridge. Mm. Pickles.

Yeah baby. In my PRIME.