"Why don't you go take a douche cause you smell like one?" - Mariah on how to use French words in American conversation.
"It wasn't his stuff, Mrs. Johnson. It was his heart." - The best eighties health movie of all times.
"Every little boy needs a girl. Pop goes the world!" - Men Without Hats
"I think that's borderlining blasphemy." - Kid in my photo class on controlling discussion topics.
"You can't afford me." - Me talking to Braydon about how he can't buy my affection with candy he bought for less than fifty cents.
"So then he winked at me, and I made a little fake gun and pretended to shoot him. It felt nice." - Me on creepers.
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