Quotes of the Day.

"Cause! I feel like the little girl in first grade again, who's so freaked about what she's creating that she keeps an arm around her art project while she colors so the other kids won't look."
"But then... she has a crush on the kid across the classroom. And colors a picture for him. And finally gains up the courage to give it to him. And then she finds out how he has a crush on her too. And it's the most beautiful picture he's ever seen."
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Bhahaha, and also. On the subject of BYU ward gatherings, a conversation with a dear, shy, non-interested-in-girls, friend:
Him:"Read my mind right now..."
Me:"I'm not there?"
Him:"Imagine college students, newly independent, extremely hormonal, and eternally stuck in the EFY flirt mode... Freshman can be really awkward."
Me: "So... how many times have you been proposed to, then? Four, five? ...Thirteen, most likely."
Him: "Plobably like 10,000,000. Girls here are shockingly forward."
Me: "Do you want me to come pretend I'm your girlfriend? I'm uncommonly good with brass knuckles and scriptural references."
Him:"An excellent combination."
Me: "A NECESSARY combination. Them women are like relationship pirhannas. Just wanna snap you up. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP."
Him: "I'll fend 'em off with fake accents, awkward silences, misplaced literary quotes,and such..."
Me:"Let's just be honest. If they're anything like me, that's just gonna make them want to marry you more."
Him: ".... I guess we're gonna need those brass knuckles."