I DEFINITELY don't skate. Or anything close.

I longboard because the board is less likely to kill me. And to say I even longboard, is to be very, very generous. I am so unskilled it's not even funny. Except I am lanky and awkward, and it kind of is. Nonetheless, there is nothing about the following video that isn't INCREDIBLE. Wow. That's all I can say. So sick.

Thankyouuuuu, Marissa. Day made.