"It frightens me when little kids look up to me. Like, really guys. You do not wanna be like me when you grow up. Seriously." - Shelby
"I can make babies cry just by looking at them." - Adam
"I don't think I was made for houses?" - Shelby
"Ah, I don't think I can hang out tonight, but how about tomorrow night?" -Shelby
"How about tomorrow day? And tomorrow night? All day and all night?" - Adam
"Everyone would be like... 'Oh my gosh. Shelby, come ON. Not this.' And I'd be all, 'No, its cool guys, I brought a funnel this time! Its gonna be GREAT!'" -Shelby
"Its really awkward talking to an officer without your clothes." - Adam
Ahhahaha. Don't even be jealous of how awesome me and my friends are. Hooray for late phone calls that keep you awake.
Oh my gosh, you crack me up! You are just too cool for school!
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